1and now ladies and gentlemen - the last waltz of the merrymakers
2live_laugh_love as a wholesale personality disorder
3one random night in one random jazz club one random life changes forever
4your vibe is like seeing Katy Perry's face in the butter on a corn muffin but realizing that it is Paula Deen
5intro(duction to the chaos protocols aka the stark realization that reality is built like a fiat currency)
6a jump to conclusions mat - but every conclusion is "buy my sync licensing class"
7thanking your alias for the collab - modern schizophrenia presentation or peak cringe?
8I know you THINK you quantized the snares but I promise you they get off time at 1 minute 14
9paying 5 bucks for a playlist add is the worst deal since August 15th, 1971 when Richard Nixon took the US Dollar off the gold standard
10remember the douchechill from finding your old livejournal? It's personification just slid into your DMs with a link to their podcast
11"My favorite lo-fi artist? Probably the girl studying with the cat in the window" - a field guide for the modern exorcist.
12you're like the six page short story that we have to scroll to to get to the recipe
13Ash wandering through the woods in search of pocket monsters but instead of pocket monsters, it's lofi labels to release with
14your prayers are reaching Heaven but God is deaf and her hearing aid battery died around 1947
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