Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping! read less

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When it comes to the funniest dudes, dads, and comedians, Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura podcast is a great place to visit. Standup icons Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky host some of the best names in comedy. This husband-wife duo, who also goes by "the main mommies" nickname, loves to laugh and knows who to invite for a good time.

Each week, these Netflix comedians sit down with stars such as Joe Rogan, Garth Brooks, and Danny Brown. The hosts love to chat about everything, whether horrible or hilarious. They joke about it all on the Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura podcast.

Tom talks to his comedy buddies, too. Dudes like Bert Kreischer, Ari Shaffir, and Bill Burr all bring their unique style of humor. Many other guests appear on the Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura podcast to join in on the fun. With so many comedic styles on the show, there is something for all sorts of comedy fans to laugh at.

The main mommies aren't only providing laughs for their listeners. This podcast also covers topics making an impact on the world today. The latest political events, cryptocurrency, and celebrity drama are all discussion points. Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura find laughs in the mundane aspects of life. No matter where this comedy podcast goes, a good time may follow.

Listeners can listen weekly to find out what the main mommies will say next. This is one comedy duo fans won't want to miss.

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Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790

Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790

Jeff's new special Last Cowboy In LA is out right now on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwRz8rvGizI&t=2s SPONSORS: -Get 20% off + 2 FREE pillows for all mattress orders https://HelixSleep.com/YMH -Try BlueChew FREE-just pay $5 shipping at checkout–when you visit http://BlueChew.com - That’s http://BlueChew.com to receive your first month FREE. -Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. -Use code YMHJOY24 with DoorDash for 50% off your first order. -Paid Endorser of Rogue, but Tom is also a current customer and his opinions of Rogue Nicotine Pouches remain honest and based on his personal experience. Ho Ho Ho, chomos! It's almost Christmas and Tim y Tina are already into the holiday spirit this week on Your Mom's House Podcast. Tom opens the show with some deserving apologies from the Booth Boys, who are back with some handwritten letters expressing their regret from laughing at his life or death moment. Tom also brings up a clip from an old YMH episode showing how concerned he was when Christina was choking on the show and he didn't laugh or mock her. They next open the show with a clip of a pro fisherman with a really cool last name. The Main Mommies also share some huge news about Charo, talk about UHC CEO shooter Luigi Mangione's thirst traps, share their thoughts on American Nightmare, and react to some disappointing news about Tony Johns. Tom and Christina are then joined by the last cowboy in LA, Jeff Dye! He's got a new special out and he's got a lot of thoughts on big city girls in boots and dresses. The mommies talk to him about taboo jokes, offensive last names, politicians on podcasts, Trumps weight loss, dumb girls stuff, then they check out some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and some of Christina's curations! Merry Chrysler to all, happy holidays to some, don't forget your Uvers, and to all a good night! Your Mom’s House Ep. 790 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790

Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790

Jeff's new special Last Cowboy In LA is out right now on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwRz8rvGizI&t=2s SPONSORS: -Get 20% off + 2 FREE pillows for all mattress orders https://HelixSleep.com/YMH -Try BlueChew FREE-just pay $5 shipping at checkout–when you visit http://BlueChew.com - That’s http://BlueChew.com to receive your first month FREE. -Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. -Use code YMHJOY24 with DoorDash for 50% off your first order. -Paid Endorser of Rogue, but Tom is also a current customer and his opinions of Rogue Nicotine Pouches remain honest and based on his personal experience. Ho Ho Ho, chomos! It's almost Christmas and Tim y Tina are already into the holiday spirit this week on Your Mom's House Podcast. Tom opens the show with some deserving apologies from the Booth Boys, who are back with some handwritten letters expressing their regret from laughing at his life or death moment. Tom also brings up a clip from an old YMH episode showing how concerned he was when Christina was choking on the show and he didn't laugh or mock her. They next open the show with a clip of a pro fisherman with a really cool last name. The Main Mommies also share some huge news about Charo, talk about UHC CEO shooter Luigi Mangione's thirst traps, share their thoughts on American Nightmare, and react to some disappointing news about Tony Johns. Tom and Christina are then joined by the last cowboy in LA, Jeff Dye! He's got a new special out and he's got a lot of thoughts on big city girls in boots and dresses. The mommies talk to him about taboo jokes, offensive last names, politicians on podcasts, Trumps weight loss, dumb girls stuff, then they check out some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and some of Christina's curations! Merry Chrysler to all, happy holidays to some, don't forget your Uvers, and to all a good night! Your Mom’s House Ep. 790 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Checking In With Cool Guy Tony Johns | YMH Ep. 789

Checking In With Cool Guy Tony Johns | YMH Ep. 789

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/momshouse. Save on the perfect gift by visiting https://AuraFrames.com to get $35-off Aura’s best-selling Carver Mat frames by using promo code MOM at checkout. Use code YMHJOY24 with DoorDash for 50% off your first order. This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Tina are back together and in the spirit of the season, connect with legendary cool guy, Mr. "We Up Outta Here" himself, Tony Johns! Before getting on the phone with Tony, we open the show with a banger track to honor the passing of Chuck Woolery. Tom and Christina also reminisce on some of the fun clips he's contributed to in past YMH episodes. They next open the show with a classic Tony Johns clip before Tom addresses some firings from last week and some new faces in the booth. Christine pivots the conversation to discuss Tom's nose and theories on his true heritage. Tom then plays a clip from a Congressional hearing about some shady practices of major American airlines. The two also check out a Tony Valli clip, check out some art featuring Tom as famous serial killers, watch a very informative Will Blunderfield clip, and then give Tony Johns a call to see what he's up to. There are also a bunch of TikTok's, a new Pazsitzky Effect, and so much more! WOOOOOO WE UP OUTTA HERE! Your Mom’s House Ep. 789 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ranking America's Hottest Presidents | YMH Ep. 788

Ranking America's Hottest Presidents | YMH Ep. 788

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Save on the perfect gift by visiting https://AuraFrames.com to get $35-off Aura’s best-selling Carver Mat frames by using promo code MOM at checkout. This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Tina are back together and beyond excited that it's finally December! Before sharing some updates about Tina's lipsticks and Tommy's tour dates, the Main Mommies open the show with a clip of a kissy face dude who really wants to be shown some bobs and vagene if you know what I mean. They next check out some really cool clips of some liquid brown tests and some really solid ball-bag tips. Christine also talks about her recent interest in weightlifting and Tom brings about an in-depth conversation about which US President is the hottest. The two of the go all out and rank them, before watching some Horrible or Hilarious clips and some Toks, before calling it a day. Love you, see you next week...M'wah! Your Mom’s House Ep. 788 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown | YMH Ep. 787

Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown | YMH Ep. 787

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. Get Coors Light delivered straight to your door by visiting https://Coorslight.com/YMH. Yo, yo, yo, it's Danny Brown on YMH tho! Danny joins Tom and a silent Christina to talk about some hot topics and cold weather. Tom opens the show with a very sweaty cool guy who claims he's the best, not sure what he's the best at, hopefully it's something cool. They also talk about Bart and Matthew McConaughey's love of ketchup, the robotic stylings of Frankie Valli, the Tyson/Jake Paul fight, LL Cool J's staying power, fashion styles, and some awful national anthem singers. Tom also introduces Danny to some recent cool guys, including funcle, Fancy Chef, and the Double Soul Shaman, before deploying some Horrible or Hilarious for Danny to try out. Your Mom’s House Ep. 787 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom's Face Overshadowed Matthew McConaughey | YMH Ep. 786

Tom's Face Overshadowed Matthew McConaughey | YMH Ep. 786

Get your original Tim Segura Portrait over at the YMH Store: https://store.ymhstudios.com/products/smooth-operator-autographed-8x10-print Christina just released her brand new shades of lipstick, Atomic Red, Berlin and Madison: https://christinap.com/collections/christina-p-lipsticks SPONSORS: Visit https://bluechew.com with promo code: YMH to receive your first month FREE. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. OMG Mommies! What a show we have for you today! We kick off the show with Tom's brand new, totally real beard that he grew in and address all the fun comments fans made on his 2 Bears episode with Mr. Matthew McConaughey. Tom then opens the show with a clip of Double Soul Shaman Will Blunderfield serenading us with a song about a dude spreading his cheeks open. Next, Tom and Christina catch up on everything going recently, there was also an election or something, which leads to Tom and Christina discovering who the hottest First Lady of all time is. They also talk about their trip up to Dallas Cowboys stadium to take in the Jake Paul Vs. Mike Tyson fight and Tom's new friend Adam "Pacman" Jones. We also have a #YMHExclusive that'll bring a smile to your face and Tom hypes up a jacket. The main mommies also discuss the viral goth Boise State beach volleyball player, watch some Horrible or Hilarious clips, check out some new videos of that greasy pepperoni man, also there's a guy who farts to people over the phone, some of Christina's fabulous curations from TikTok and so much more. You're gonna LOVE this high and tight episode! Your Mom’s House Ep. 786 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's Up With Your Face? w/ Ari Shaffir and Adrienne Iapalucci | YMH Ep. 785

What's Up With Your Face? w/ Ari Shaffir and Adrienne Iapalucci | YMH Ep. 785

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/momshouse Visit https://bluechew.com with promo code YMH to receive your first month FREE. Go to https://HelixSleep.com/YMH to get 25% off Sitewide + 2 FREE Dream Pillows with any mattress purchase and FREE Bedding Bundle with any Luxe or Elite mattress order. Head to http://acorns.com/YMH or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom is joined by Ari Shaffir and comedian, Adrienne Iapalucci! The three of them discuss Adrienne's new special, which is produced by Ari and directed by Louis C.K. They then segue to Andrew Dice Clay's Instagram, before Tom opens the show with a clip of the double soul shaman doing some business on the toilet. Ari also explains what's been going on with his face and Tom formally introduces the two guests to the shaman through some of his much more popular clips. The trio also talk about New York City crowds, enjoying life, the bugs out in Texas, scammers, Ari's naked body, and all kinds of cute stuff. Plus Tom plays an extended game of Horrible or Hilarious as well. Go check it out! Your Mom’s House Ep. 785 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Message From Our New President w/ Special Appearance by Donnell Rawlings | YMH Ep. 784

A Message From Our New President w/ Special Appearance by Donnell Rawlings | YMH Ep. 784

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Dr. Drew Makes A House Call | YMH Ep. 783

Dr. Drew Makes A House Call | YMH Ep. 783

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Embrace The Chaos w/ Sebastian Maniscalco | YMH Ep. 782

Embrace The Chaos w/ Sebastian Maniscalco | YMH Ep. 782

SPONSORS: Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. Visit https://bluechew.com with promo code YMH to receive your first month FREE. This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Christina are joined by comedian Sebastian Maniscalco! They reminisce about the first time meeting each other and recall a comedy tour in South Africa. Tim and Christine talk to Sebastian about the importance of friendships, social media presences, and why the documentary Grizzly Man is important to their marriage. The trio also discuss proper upbringings, touring nightmares, before getting into some TikToks, RPC videos, and some talented rub artists! Your Mom’s House Ep. 782 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Taking Kendall Toole For A Spin | YMH Ep. 781

Taking Kendall Toole For A Spin | YMH Ep. 781

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The Most Anticipated Meal Ever w/ Fancy Chef | Your Mom's House Ep. 780

The Most Anticipated Meal Ever w/ Fancy Chef | Your Mom's House Ep. 780

SPONSORS: - Save time and money on providing a financial safety net for your family. Head to https://policygenius.com/YMH to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. - Choose chill and Get Coors Light delivered straight to your door with Instacart by going to https://coorslight.com/YMH - Try VIIA Hemp! https://bit.ly/viiaymh and use the code YMH! - Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/momshouse, all lowercase This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, get ready to experience the fanciest episode of all time! Tom and Christina are joined by the one and only fabulous Fancy Chef! Before Chef lights the fires, Tim and Christine open the show talking about some tit cancer treatments and some hot survivors of this not so hot disease. They then open the show with a clip of Fancy Chef announcing his intentions to make his way to Texas! Tom also shows off some great finds including a really cool lady talking in the tub and the YMH staff details the elaborate process of booking Fancy Chef for the show. Fancy Chef makes his anticipated entrance and joins the Main Mommies to talk about his life, kitchen experiences, and how fancy Fancy Chef really is. After chatting with Tim and Christine, Chef gets going with crafting a complete 5 course meal live in YMH Studios! While Chef cooks each dish, Tom and Christina continue chatting about some cool gals, the Menendez brothers, their favorite dining spots, and Josh Potter's eating habits. Chef eventually gets cooking and serves dinner before sitting down with Tom and Christina one last time to express his gratitude for sharing his food with them. Hope you're hungry, because this is a wild, not to be missed episode for sure! Your Mom’s House Ep. 780 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is This Weird? w/ Rob Iler | YMH Ep. 779

Is This Weird? w/ Rob Iler | YMH Ep. 779

Get tickets for Tom's show at Madison Square Garden at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. - Get up to 60% off at https://Babbel.com/YMH This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by NTP host and AJ Soprano himself, Rob Iler! Before Robby enters the Mommy Dome, Tom and Christina spar about some recent nighttime behaviors and an update on Christina P's Christina T's. Tom opens the show with a really cool unc with a really cool demand, before Christine gets on a soap box and goes on a tirade about a new type of Barbie she's seen around town. The Main Mommies also check out some more Fancy Chef vids and keep the hype train chugging. Rob Iler joins Tom and a strangely silent Christina to talk gambling, men's retreats, jury duty, plus size park hoppers, and Fancy Chef. Tom also grills Rob on some of the weirder aspects of his personality that the studio staff have picked up on over the last year of working with him. They also read an email about a colostomy bag sex worker and watch some clips of a transactional relationship involving sniffing sneakers. Try it out! Your Mom’s House Ep. 779 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christine's Back + Corey Taylor Talks Dave Grohl and Jane's Addiction Drama | YMH Ep. 778

Christine's Back + Corey Taylor Talks Dave Grohl and Jane's Addiction Drama | YMH Ep. 778

SPONSORS: - Go to https://zbiotics.com/YMH to learn more and get 15% off your first order when you use YMH at checkout. - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. - Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code YMH at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. Visit https://BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information. - Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by Corey Taylor of Slipknot! Mommy Christina makes her return to the show after her short hiatus getting Oasis back together! Christina is so glad to be back she even cries some happy tears, she brings us all up to speed about what she's been up to and how she's been feeling. Tommy Buns opens the show with a clip of a guy with some cool advice, which leads to Christina criticizing the inclusivity of the show Bridgerton. This TV gripe inspires Tom to share his own, true crime documentaries focus too much on the victims. Tom also brings Christina up to speed with Fancy Chef and even gets him on the phone to book him for YMH. The main mommies also dive deeper into Oasis, washcloths, a new heir to Fedsmoker's crown, and some cool clips of hole care and chiropractic magic. Corey Taylor then joins the show to talk about Slipknot's (the album) 25th anniversary, Iowa, and how the band has sustained after all these years. Tom and Christina also get Corey's thoughts on Oasis getting back together, Perry Farrell fighting Dave Navarro, and Dave Grohl's shocking baby momma drama. Corey also checks out some Horrible or Hilarious clips and also indulges in some of Christina's TikTok curations. This is a really HIGH and TIGHT episode! Your Mom’s House Ep. 778 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom's New Obsession w/ Brian Simpson | Your Mom's House Ep. 777

Tom's New Obsession w/ Brian Simpson | Your Mom's House Ep. 777

SPONSORS: - If you want to get in on the delicious protein-packed nutrition today, head to https://Orgain.com/YMH and use code YMH for 20% off your order. - Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code YMH at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. Visit https://BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information. - Try VIIA Hemp! https://bit.ly/viiaymh and use code YMH! This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian and advice champ, Brian Simpson! Tommy Bunz and Baby Face Brian have a lot to talk about this week, as Tina is suspiciously silent once again. Tom opens the show with a clip of some women on a retreat screaming and yelling about something. Not sure what, I wasn't really paying attention. After that they check out some clips of other white women doing white women stuff, one of which is excited about some black singers and the other who does not match the voice she speaks with. Next, Tom introduces Brian to his latest obsession, a content creator who goes by many names, but we will refer to him simply as Fancy Chef! Fancy Chef really needs to be seen to believed, not even joking. I mean, it has to be a bit, right? Chime on how legitimate you think this is below. Tom and Brian also get into some emails and Brian dishes out some solid advice for the concerned listeners. They also check out some horrible or hilarious clips, some clips of really cool guys doing really cool stuff, do some master of accents, and much more! This one feels like a real classic YMH, so try it out. Your Mom’s House Ep. 777 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Biggest Piece In Comedy w/Greg Fitzsimmons | Your Mom's House Ep. 776

The Biggest Piece In Comedy w/Greg Fitzsimmons | Your Mom's House Ep. 776

Check out Greg's new special "You Know Me" on YouTube SPONSORS: - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. - Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/momshouse, all lowercase This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian Greg Fitzsimmons! Tom and Greg speculate who's got the biggest piece of hardware in the comedy world, a discussion that renders Christina speechless! Tom and Greg also talk about how to make touring more fun, the aspects of British comedy that cannot be copied for American audiences, and keeping fresh by watching younger comics. They also talk about getting residual checks for bit parts, the best comedy towns, the Friars Club, shooting some serious rope, sleeping with siblings friends, and Greg shares an intimate story about getting milk from the source. Your Mom’s House Ep. 776 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How To Win A Fight In A Comedy Club w/ Ali Siddiq | Your Mom's House Ep. 775

How To Win A Fight In A Comedy Club w/ Ali Siddiq | Your Mom's House Ep. 775

SPONSORS: - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian Ali Siddiq! Christine is once again surprisingly silent this week, so Tom does all the talking. Tom and Ali talk about how Ali went from a prison cell to comedy clubs and giant theaters. Tom also gets the surprising reason why Ali's arm is in a sling and hears the dramatic story that came from that same incident. They also discuss the concept of athlete's "playing hurt", fighting in comedy clubs, scared straight, the boredom created behind bars, street smarts, the big ass city of Houston, and so much more! Your Mom’s House Ep. 775 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt Rife's Fans Send Him CRAZY Sh*t | Your Mom's House Ep. 774

Matt Rife's Fans Send Him CRAZY Sh*t | Your Mom's House Ep. 774

SPONSORS: - Visit https://coorslight.com/summermusic to see how Coors Light can amplify your summer. And be sure to keep an eye out on Coors Light’s social handles and https://coorslightbackstagesixpack.com all summer long for the drops. - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM - Right now, get up to 60% off your Babbel subscription at https://Babbel.com/YMH This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian Matt Rife! Christine is surprisingly silent, so Tom takes the reigns and leads the conversation with Matt. The two talk about dream interpretations, body fat numbers, huge dumps, uncrustables, and taking ED medication before athletic activity. An opening clip comes eventually and Tom continues the conversation with Matt about hairy stuff, hand stuff, neat stuff, and slick stuff. They also talk about Matt's interest in ghost hunting, peeners on statues, weird things fans have gifted Matt, and a tribute to a classic drop. This is democracy manifest! Your Mom’s House Ep. 774 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Replacing Christina w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 773

Replacing Christina w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 773

SPONSORS: - You gotta check out the new softside Luggage from Away. Head on over to https://awaytravel.com/ymh - Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, there's a new mommy on the block! Tom opens the show test driving New Christine and she (and Tom) couldn't be happier for her to be on the show! OG Christina appears for a proper show opening as Tom indulges her with a clip of a cool guy who's hungry for some booty. Christina updates us on her treatment and shows off her much smaller chest in the process. The ta-ta's are still in progress though, so stay tuned. She also shares stories of some disappearing hamsters and checks out some comments from fans showing some love and support. Duncan Trussell makes his return to Studio Jeans and he's looking fresh. He credits this to his recent life-changing shaming rituals. He rants about babies being too soft, how sleeping on hard surfaces makes stronger people, the weaknesses of men's retreats, and the glory of the Double Soul Shaman. New Christine has some thoughts about Duncan, while Tom and Christina pick his brain about death by intercourse and vanilla search histories, plus they share some of Christina's wonderful curations, and much more! Your Mom’s House Ep. 773 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#FartGate2024: CASE CLOSED | Your Mom's House Ep. 772

#FartGate2024: CASE CLOSED | Your Mom's House Ep. 772

SPONSORS: - Get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save at https://policygenius.com/YMH - Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/momshouse This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, the Main Mommies are flying solo and Tim and Tina are feeling good. Tom's been really into a Phil Spector true crime documentary and his many court room wigs. We open the show with another clip from the "smoothly, slowly, gently" guy, before revisiting #FartGate2024 and possibly coming to a conclusion on it too. Tom also reads an email about a new type of airtight, they debate which Olympic athletes are the most bangable, talk some trash about pickleball, peek at the dark side of IG, plus some Toks, and much more! Your Mom’s House Ep. 772 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gallery of BOOBS w/ Chad Daniels | Your Mom's House Ep. 771

Gallery of BOOBS w/ Chad Daniels | Your Mom's House Ep. 771

SPONSORS: -Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://Talkspace.com/MOM This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tina and Tom are transitioning! Tom wants to be smoother and Tina wants to grow a big, meaty, Dwayne Johnson. They share a story about a eye-opening shower they had together recently, before Christina updates the rest of the mommies on the progress she's made treating her tit cancer. Tom opens this show with a really cool guy who's in a committed relationship with his hands and keeps the clips coming as he cheers up Christina with some incredible drops. Christina and Tom welcome comedian Chad Daniels to the Mommy Dome. The trio talk about Chad's new special, enjoying time off, dad stuff, and the anxiety of always waiting for the other shoe to drop. They also discuss Prince, guidance counselors, Tom's new hobby, before Tom introduces Chad to recent favorites Goblin Head and Baby Head. Chad also experiences some Horrible or Hilarious and the TikTok gauntlet known as Christina's Curations! Your Mom’s House Ep. 771 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices